Are you wearing shoes? Take them off, please. And socks. No socks allowed - this is part of the fun. Does your hair look good? Do something to make it the opposite of good, it can be something subtle, but give yourself a bad hair moment just for now. Just for this moment. I promise I won't keep you here forever.
Alright, so, you're barefoot, standing up, and you have bad hair? Right on. Let's go.
Pretend you have an acorn trying to embed itself in your right foot. Are you there? Okay, now stand on your tiptoes, bend your knees. Walk. You might find that raising your arms up and slightly out to the sides like you're pretending to be the Abominable Snowman helps. Sticking your backside out might help you maintain your balance as well, but just walk like this. Actually, just go ahead and do the arm and butt thing. Oh - - limp thanks to the acorn in your right foot, and if you want to get fancy, add a hop. I know you're going to rock this.
Isn't it fun?
Welcome to my walk back from the mailbox yesterday. Please do not ask why I was barefoot.